THURSDAY THIRTEEN
Okay, this one is a bit of a cop-out. I'm running late with posting this week's thirteen. It is Thursday night, Australian time. And then, I couldn't think of thirteen cool things, but just remembered an article in the paper on the weekend that gave me a bit of a chuckle. So here are thirteen signs with a sense of humour.
1. Sign over a gynaecologist office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
2. In a podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
3. On a septic tank truck in Oregon: "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels."
4. On a plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
5. At a tyre shop: "Invite us to your next blowout."
6. At a towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
7. On a maternity room door: "Push, push, push."
8. At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
9. Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
10. In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in five minutes. Sit! Stay!"
11. At the electric company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."
12. In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
13. In a radiator shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."
Finally, a sign which I adore!!
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posted by Tanya at 9:27 pm
16 Comments:
VERY funny! I loved them! Thanks for visiting my 13!
Not lame at all! Funny stuff! The at your cervix one made me snort. Ha.
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Those are great!!!
LOVE them all!
Mine are up.
Denise
LOL!! That's great-- love #8, and the actual sign-- that should be EVERYWHERE. I'm amazed how many parents don't mind their children while off and about. My TT is up!
I have never heard these. Funny stuff. Thanks for visiting my blog.
I like the last one too.. I'd take the puppy, but my kid with espresso? Ugh.
I was going to post these, too. How funny!
And I love that sign!
These are wonderful. Esp. the vet's office.
Thanks for stopping by my TT.
Tanya - if this is a "cop-out" why am I laughing so hard??? Love it! I copied it and emailed it to all my girlfriends. Thanks! ;)
Great list!
I especially like the last sign!
I also like the electric company one!
Happy Thursday!
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Diary of the Nello
I love that sign - why didn't I think of that when I had a retail store and people did not mind their children?
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The puppy expresso sign is the best.
I once saw a sign in a diner that said, "Our sandwhiches are so fresh we have to slap them twice a day!"
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I loved them all! My TT is up!
LOL....OMG...I love that sign!
Too funny. I must admit that when i first read these yesterday I didn't get the one about the electric company being delighted (must have been having a slow day), but today the light went on (groan!).
Good for a chuckle. Love the unattended children sign....I could give them a kitten (maybe).
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