Thirteen things we should say around the office... and thirteen things we do say instead. Warning: contains swearing.

1.
Try saying: I think you could use more training
Instead of: You don't know what the fuck you're doing

2.
Try saying: She's an agressive go-getter
Instead of: She's a fucking bitch.

3.
Try saying: Perhaps I can work late
Instead of: And when the fuck do you expect me to do this?

4.
Try saying: I'm certain that isn't feasible
Instead of: No fucking way

5.
Try saying: Really?
Instead of: You've got to be shitting me!

6.
Try saying: Perhaps you should check with.....
Instead of: Tell someone who gives a shit

7.
Try saying: I wasn't involved in the project
Instead of: It's not my fucking problem

8.
Try saying: I'm not sure this can be implemented
Instead of: This shit won't work

9.
Try saying: I'll try to schedule that
Instead of: Why the fuck didn't you tell me sooner?

10.
Try saying: He's not familiar with the issues
Instead of: He's got his head up his ass

11.
Try saying: I love a challenge
Instead of: This fucking job sucks

12.
Try saying: You want me to take care of that?
Instead of: Who the fuck died and made you boss?

13.
Try saying: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment
Instead of: Fuck it, I'm on salary.

Oh, and following on from the last TT, my friend had a baby boy yesterday by c-section, after a 22 hour labour. He was 52cm long and 4.6kg (10lb 3oz). Ouch!!

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